2016-09-03 - -
2006-06-03 - FUCK ME RUNNING - COLOSSAL BIRTHDAY ENTRY - THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER
2006-04-23 - -
2006-02-24 - -
2006-02-20 - congratulations daniel, you're still in the running to becoming america's next top hermit
2005-12-18 - -
2005-11-15 - -
2005-10-21 - !
2005-10-17 - fall leaves and cherry jam
2005-04-15 - -
2005-04-07 - flower
2005-03-04 - -
2005-01-18 - burger
2005-01-09 - -
2004-12-19 - christmass
2004-12-12 - in the meadow we can build a snowman
2004-11-25 - -
2004-11-14 - screw de certeau, it's bedtime
2004-11-09 - -
2004-09-26 - -
2004-09-17 - me llamo daniel
2004-08-29 - -
2004-08-14 - brody and downey
2004-08-08 - that's wicket cheap
2004-08-08 - that's wicket cheap
2004-08-05 - i'm hungry and tired
2004-07-27 - put your head on my shoulder
2004-07-22 - narcissim in list form
2004-07-14 - "dear diary: europe was fun"
2004-05-12 - vamoth a la playa!
2004-03-22 - simple lives and computer s
2004-02-25 - -
2004-02-16 - dear diary: i am a loser
2004-02-08 - morpheus
2004-01-25 - -
2004-01-01 - a fortune cookie for the ages.
2003-12-21 - croak ----
2003-12-15 - summerteeth
2003-12-12 - what's your favourite decade
2003-12-01 - -
2003-11-23 - cigarettes will kill you
2003-11-22 - big pimpin
2003-11-19 - cookies on a rainy day
2003-11-16 - anatomy of a britney song
2003-11-14 - my european vacation
2003-11-09 - wah, i'm simple plan
2003-11-02 - i pity my mother
2003-10-31 - it's sunny out
2003-10-28 - i said it best
2003-10-27 - twelve fifty one
2003-10-26 - the extravagant millionaire.
2003-10-19 - it ebbs away at my childhood
2003-10-16 - "i'm such a girl" realization #462
2003-10-14 - drunk sylvio is not a pretty sight
2003-10-14 - mrow
2003-10-05 - -
2003-09-29 - -
2003-09-27 - sweatervests
2003-09-25 - pizza bookends
2003-09-24 - -
2003-09-23 - i am an island
2003-09-21 - canneloni
2003-09-16 - the haircut rabbit, just think about it
2003-09-14 - canola darling, sounds like the name of a bad movie where some girl from a farm grows up to be a beauty queen.
2003-09-10 - the list to end all lists
2003-09-05 - i really could use a belt or two
2003-09-01 - bastard manager!
2003-08-28 - jeans jeans jeans sweatshirt
2003-08-26 - school and skunks
2003-08-19 - pedophilia and nachos!
2003-08-12 - sweatshops and sweaty t-shirts
2003-08-10 - everything in it's right place
2003-08-07 - we're manly men we are, escept she's a girl
2003-08-07 - cigarettes and a jack johnson album
2003-08-05 - not blue, hungry.
2003-08-03 - pride and...less shame.
2003-08-01 - -
2003-07-28 - food
2003-07-24 - damon albarn's skin is so soft
2003-07-22 - -
2003-07-20 - i finally have a matt on my phone
2003-07-17 - livin it up (unh, what)
2003-07-13 - he's all boy
2003-07-12 - the best bitch in all of cell block D
2003-07-08 - -
2003-07-06 - nothing to say, really
2003-07-05 - cameron diaz looked better in charlie's angels
2003-07-02 - woes of mrs weasley
2003-07-01 - canada day naps
2003-06-29 - -
2003-06-24 - long for no reason in particular
2003-06-22 - so many brackets
2003-06-17 - glowsticks
2003-06-15 - nowhere to hide
2003-06-13 - your voice sounds like the ulk
2003-06-10 - GAY OVERLOAD
2003-06-10 - love daniel
2003-06-08 - nowhere to run to baby
2003-06-05 - sponaneous combustion on account of celebrities
2003-06-03 - furthermore
2003-05-30 - birthday blowjobs
2003-05-28 - dob
2003-05-26 - -
2003-05-25 - rarr over yarr.
2003-05-21 - i like my haircut
2003-05-17 - museum hijinks
2003-05-15 - rain music
2003-05-15 - i wish i were a mutant
2003-05-13 - a good week for matts
2003-05-09 - in the navy
2003-05-07 - new friends? what for?
2003-05-04 - roar
2003-05-04 - roar
2003-05-02 - wah
2003-05-01 - what a boy wants
2003-04-29 - an open letter
2003-04-28 - daniel learns guitar
2003-04-26 - can i ask you for another size and style with my feeble grasp of both the french and english languagues and then wait for twenty minutes at the EXIT of the fitting rooms and then get angry?
2003-04-24 - it's been a while
2003-04-16 - the biggest durn baby you ever saw!
2003-04-15 - i hate john mayer
2003-04-13 - banter
2003-04-10 - a heterosexual poet's dream
2003-04-08 - party time in texas
2003-04-07 - one for the books
2003-04-06 - goodnightasdf
2003-04-02 - soy chai latte
2003-04-01 - live with daniel and amanda
2003-03-31 - incoming call from SLOWY SHULAK
2003-03-30 - zen
2003-03-30 - fucking birdshit everywhere. this place is a shit hole. fucking filthy. bird shit everywhere. (then she swore at us in hebrew)
2003-03-26 - as daniel.diaryland.com sits sleeping
2003-03-25 - that's my name
2003-03-24 - another monday, i suppose
2003-03-23 - there's no vodka in this cranberry
2003-03-20 - bachelorqueer auction
2003-03-19 - i would like to have today stricken from the record
2003-03-18 - daniel, it's megan
2003-03-15 - mezzanine
2003-03-11 - just tuesday
2003-03-08 - tomorrow i'll take at least two trains!
2003-03-06 - the taoist bear
2003-03-04 - the whole package.
2003-03-02 - jello shots are funny
2003-03-01 - opa!
2003-02-27 - the mormons are coming!
2003-02-26 - who is this jay fellow anyway?
2003-02-25 - i really did it, a real nap!
2003-02-23 - morose and simpsonless
2003-02-22 - AND THERE WERE MAGGOTS IN IT
2003-02-20 - how it goes sometimes
2003-02-18 - bitch bitch bitch
2003-02-18 - avocados and fugees
2003-02-16 - worst entry ever.
2003-02-13 - neapolitan
2003-02-12 - that's showbiz, kid.
2003-02-10 - 'greek salad'
2003-02-09 - portrait of adolescence
2003-02-08 - a bunch of names you won't know
2003-02-04 - that right there, yes, that's my cue
2003-02-02 - and so on...
2003-02-01 - your usual shopping cart escapade
2003-01-28 - like a virgin
2003-01-27 - black nail polish and a tie
2003-01-23 - escapade
2003-01-21 - "cease to be so"? is that english?
2003-01-20 - s club heartburn
2003-01-19 - splenda
2003-01-19 - show us your primates!
2003-01-17 - we both reached for the gun
2003-01-15 - he was a skater boy
2003-01-13 - 32 flavours and then some
2003-01-11 - grass is greener
2003-01-10 - also, my hair is gross
2003-01-09 - some randomness
2003-01-07 - UGH. POUTINE.
2003-01-05 - bo-RON
2003-01-04 - a little of column A
2003-01-02 - thrice on the ass
2002-12-31 - it's cool, huh?
2002-12-29 - welcome back kotter
2002-12-18 - The Evolution of the Venus: from the Venus of Willendorf to Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus"
2002-12-15 - a short description
2002-12-14 - asld;fkj
2002-12-13 - bark
2002-12-12 - syd, new year's
2002-12-11 - please wake up happy
2002-12-10 - pot. luck.
2002-12-08 - mein adventskalender - two entries in a row with german titles
2002-12-07 - gesamkuntzwerk
2002-12-05 - y'all need to know this that we'll straight up go to your business
2002-12-02 - ho fucking ho, you bitch. do you want that jacket or not?
2002-11-30 - an upswing!
2002-11-28 - step up
2002-11-27 - 8121355
2002-11-26 - trusted brand names = $
2002-11-24 - witty repart�e
2002-11-20 - kip
2002-11-18 - you're dumb. and ugly. and i love you.
2002-11-18 - cheek to cheek
2002-11-17 - (lyric to song)
2002-11-15 - just me and my boyfriend, me and my boyfriend.
2002-11-13 - it's ten thirty eight.
2002-11-11 - avril-whore-goth-glam
2002-11-10 - you're love's coming down like
2002-11-06 - smells like booty
2002-11-03 - the nickname was socks, but i forget why
2002-10-31 - thankyou
2002-10-29 - you know you should be glad.
2002-10-27 - "seaweed is the lettuce of the ocean" -w.s.
2002-10-26 - i gotta have faith
2002-10-25 - caramel = fall
2002-10-23 - you did know, didn't you
2002-10-21 - happy britney day! (sorry about messing with the atmosphere)
2002-10-21 - my oh my, you know it just don't stop.
2002-10-19 - masterpiece theatre
2002-10-18 - edith pilaf.
2002-10-17 - come on baby, light my fire
2002-10-16 - A LA DIZBOY (oops capslock)
2002-10-15 - now THAT would make tivo worth it
2002-10-15 - every time i breathe
2002-10-14 - an open letter
2002-10-14 - fill in
2002-10-12 - ew.
2002-10-11 - the royal "we"
2002-10-10 - ladies. gentlemen. ring the alarm.
2002-10-09 - these get worse by the minute
2002-10-08 - daily routine
2002-10-07 - god save the queen!
2002-10-07 - cheese
2002-10-05 - that's a scottish accent there
2002-10-04 - adventures in the english language
2002-10-03 - warm blooded? beef blooded.
2002-10-01 - breakfast
2002-09-30 - dislexic, borderline retarded
2002-09-30 - sarf london
2002-09-29 - drunken irish uncles and plastic cheese
2002-09-28 - daniel want a cookie?
2002-09-27 - new stuffed crust gold is here!
2002-09-27 - just the facts, ma'am
2002-09-26 - this is
2002-09-26 - thanks to erica bianchini
2002-09-24 - attendance shmattendance
2002-09-23 - i feel like i'm on an island
2002-09-23 - rebelle couture and chocolate stains
2002-09-22 - tequila, sambuca, ooh i wanna take ya
2002-09-20 - witness protection cookie dough
2002-09-19 - roar.
2002-09-18 - diary of a greedy greedy boy
2002-09-17 - king truman
2002-09-16 - i'm a slave 4 U
2002-09-16 - hardcore
2002-09-15 - rock rock rock n roll highschool
2002-09-14 - finger-scaldin' good!
2002-09-12 - scary twins and monster rings
2002-09-11 - rings. rings.
2002-09-11 - boo for bowling
2002-09-10 - i really do love vanilla coke
2002-09-10 - i really like vanilla coke
2002-09-09 - goal shmoal
2002-09-08 - i love you always forever
2002-09-08 - through kids-coloured glasses
2002-09-07 - black socks
2002-09-06 - ack
2002-09-05 - focus cloud rdtd spencer matt eesk
2002-09-04 - some vapidity, then an unfunny joke
2002-09-03 - vegan muffins and their trendyness
2002-09-02 - it's snot funny.
2002-09-02 - i really wanted a turquoise sharpie
2002-09-01 - pop-punk killed john mosley
2002-08-31 - freedom, justice and gum
2002-08-29 - bone-free
2002-08-27 - if i die, it's because of this
2002-08-26 - oh-oh-pression
2002-08-25 - fuckwittage
2002-08-24 - un peu bloat�, comme on dit
2002-08-24 - E L Y
2002-08-23 - that bagel sure was filling
2002-08-22 - i dare you
2002-08-21 - i can smell them now
2002-08-18 - ask a stupid question....
2002-08-17 - i'm brandy
2002-08-16 - my mouth hurts cause i have a cut on the inside of my cheek
2002-08-15 - blast
2002-08-15 - sew me together please
2002-08-14 - fucking fuck
2002-08-12 - something
2002-08-11 - it has a big G on it.
2002-08-11 - christ. i am so happy right now.
2002-08-10 - toast in the shower
2002-08-10 - i've said it before
2002-08-09 - meh.
2002-08-08 - i'm a toys-r-us kid.
2002-08-05 - happy pride
2002-08-04 - for all the times you felt second place
2002-08-03 - unh. word.
2002-08-02 - bitchy rugmunching cuntface
2002-08-01 - cali here i come
2002-07-31 - independence shmindependence.
2002-07-30 - right then.
2002-07-30 - i have to go to sleep now.
2002-07-29 - watch yo'selves
2002-07-29 - backtrack
2002-07-28 - pip pip!
2002-07-27 - my head hurts too
2002-07-27 - le teenager
2002-07-26 - you get what you pay for
2002-07-25 - apples
2002-07-24 - yeah, that's it.
2002-07-24 - sixth-form equals highschool?
2002-07-24 - cinnamint
2002-07-23 - being single prevents murder
2002-07-23 - once again, lives in daniel's hands
2002-07-22 - sweaty sticky goosebumps
2002-07-21 - i always make promises i can't keep
2002-07-19 - i miss spencer
2002-07-18 - behind the scenes at ben and jerry's
2002-07-16 - Re: too weird
2002-07-15 - philosophisizationizing
2002-07-15 - so i'm going to bed early on tuesday
2002-07-14 - it begins
2002-07-13 - mmm cinnamon
2002-07-12 - clunk.
2002-07-11 - i am a lazy moaner.
2002-07-10 - not a good day heath-wise
2002-07-10 - ooh la la.
2002-07-09 - some stuff.
2002-07-08 - i'm so far away from the people i'd like to meet
2002-07-07 - i ooze salt and havarti
2002-07-06 - it's not fair
2002-07-05 - yes
2002-07-05 - cross your fingers
2002-07-04 - best. song. ever.
2002-07-03 - daniel dabbles in satanism
2002-07-03 - time for some special k with strawberries
2002-07-02 - so this is summer
2002-07-01 - don't bother reading this
2002-06-29 - i want some bodysmarts
2002-06-28 - QUICK
2002-06-27 - goodbye
2002-06-27 - that's what you get when it's laced with windex
2002-06-25 - conGRADulations
2002-06-22 - say a little non-religious prayer for me.
2002-06-22 - yougoogleizer.
2002-06-20 - i'm so happy i could tYpE liKe ThIS. i won't, though.
2002-06-20 - it\'s not irrelevant, it's true.
2002-06-19 - uh huh. life's like this.
2002-06-18 - a trip back to january
2002-06-17 - ooh the possibilities.
2002-06-17 - disclaimer, i guess.
2002-06-16 - -
2002-06-15 - here's to grad committee
2002-06-13 - it's key.
2002-06-13 - whore my birdstone
2002-06-12 - i blame society
2002-06-11 - don't get tangled now...
2002-06-10 - we'll see.
2002-06-09 - profuse use
2002-06-09 - thanks for it ruth
2002-06-07 - i think i'll follow the sun
2002-06-07 - because it's summer
2002-06-04 - ALL IN CAPSLOCK
2002-06-03 - -
2002-06-03 - tomorrow is tuesday
2002-06-03 - yearbooks are gravestones
2002-06-02 - -
2002-06-01 - a happy birthday indeed
2002-05-31 - pain is love
2002-05-30 - love theme.
2002-05-29 - asdf
2002-05-29 - it's a birthday morning
2002-05-27 - a mess of fragments. sorry.
2002-05-26 - not enough natalie.
2002-05-26 - good clean fun
2002-05-24 - asterisks galore
2002-05-23 - soar better, soar faster.
2002-05-22 - it was the glasses, wasn't it?
2002-05-22 - stop it.
2002-05-21 - like they dooo
2002-05-20 - a list of things.
2002-05-19 - a slap in the face
2002-05-17 - so.
2002-05-16 - something
2002-05-16 - something
2002-05-14 - somebody else round everyone else
2002-05-13 - almost like the board game
2002-05-12 - happy mommy's day.
2002-05-11 - right now we're baking cakes
2002-05-09 - a contest with no prize
2002-05-09 - too much rambling for today
2002-05-08 - feeling irrelevant
2002-05-07 - ooh ooh and popcorn too
2002-05-07 - BRENDON
2002-05-06 - miss the cue, paul, melt my heart.
2002-05-06 - like a dam collapsing
2002-05-05 - -
2002-05-04 - britney+karma=car wash
2002-05-03 - that yellow, glowy kind of sunny
2002-05-02 - just.
2002-05-01 - -
2002-05-01 - emperor are my favourite.
2002-04-30 - this is stream of consciousness
2002-04-29 - my stomach hurts from laughing, but overall...
2002-04-28 - it's snowing so i'm sad.
2002-04-27 - brigid natalie chloe heidi megan wendy jill
2002-04-25 - an update.
2002-04-24 - just to let you know.
2002-04-24 - the sun's a ball of buttah.
2002-04-23 - borderline histrionic, with a small chance of schizotypal behavour.
2002-04-22 - it's a hard knock life.
2002-04-22 - bleh. meh. bah.
2002-04-22 - i hate climate change.
2002-04-21 - what i learned this weekend, by daniel
2002-04-20 - go ahead, ask.
2002-04-19 - play the computer keyboard like a piano
2002-04-19 - is it narcissism?
2002-04-18 - crushed like a flower in a knapsack.
2002-04-17 - salsa and cream cheese
2002-04-17 - m a g i c
2002-04-16 - too many dreamboys
2002-04-16 - go expos.
2002-04-15 - brendon james the art student
2002-04-14 - muah
2002-04-14 - score one for me
2002-04-13 - calgon.
2002-04-13 - it's all your fault
2002-04-12 - melted like velveeta.
2002-04-12 - am i vital today?
2002-04-09 - guys guys take it seriously!
2002-04-08 - i need to make a mix cd. or two.
2002-04-08 - too much happiness can make your head hurt.
2002-04-07 - meet the family.
2002-04-07 - start-good, middle-bad, end-fabulous
2002-04-06 - i can't really
2002-04-04 - that'll be the death o' me.
2002-04-04 - we could discuss this more...but we won't
2002-04-04 - i like you already.
2002-04-03 - it's good to get in touch with your inner hick.
2002-04-02 - ugh. this one makes me feel stupid and dirty.
2002-04-02 - feel the lvoe.
2002-04-02 - goodnight.
2002-04-01 - goddamn. i can't do this.
2002-04-01 - vapid, yes, but entertaining.
2002-03-31 - i fixed it.
2002-03-29 - i can't get the X off my hand
2002-03-28 - two + one sucks my ass hard.
2002-03-28 - oh bubble and giggle and !!
2002-03-27 - a final farewell to my ultimate boyfriend.
2002-03-27 - say it ain't so
2002-03-27 - too many exclamations! dammit! again!
2002-03-26 - i swear i ate like a motherfucking pound.
2002-03-25 - again, fuck off.
2002-03-25 - and the winners are...
2002-03-24 - in the corner by the flower stoooooore
2002-03-24 - why i love katie
2002-03-24 - no sex or romance, just little black undies
2002-03-24 - these R the thoughts
2002-03-23 - call me what you will, you bastards.
2002-03-23 - goodnight my babies.
2002-03-21 - dubbledeckeprtybusss
2002-03-20 - -
2002-03-20 - with mustard and cucumbers and green peppers and lettuce and cheese and...
2002-03-19 - i get far too few emails.
2002-03-18 - i hope it's not a scar
2002-03-17 - sing a song about me
2002-03-17 - bailamos
2002-03-17 - "queer as me" - a borrowed title.
2002-03-17 - keep reading...
2002-03-16 - you. yes, you.
2002-03-16 - hooray for life partners!
2002-03-14 - a kiss and a hug to all
2002-03-13 - perfectly ripe for a perfect girl
2002-03-13 - ephemeral is a good word
2002-03-12 - come save me...
2002-03-12 - the KING of bullshit.
2002-03-11 - HAPPEMPATHY
2002-03-11 - daniel...coming to a theatre near you
2002-03-10 - site meter my asssss
2002-03-10 - a short description of this entry...
2002-03-08 - a technological jungle
2002-03-08 - a lesson learned.
2002-03-07 - NATALIE
2002-03-05 - vernacular additions
2002-03-05 - inertia
2002-03-04 - i own this park
2002-03-03 - you learn
2002-03-02 - shot through the heart
2002-03-02 - a sliding doors moment
2002-03-01 - what i am feeling friday night at nine o'clock
2002-03-01 - four fifteen
2002-02-28 - but you say nothing
2002-02-27 - tuesday night out
2002-02-26 - that twinkly-eyed teacher.
2002-02-25 - hands clean
2002-02-24 - saturday night.
2002-02-22 - soupe et nouilles
2002-02-20 - thanks
2002-02-20 - make me misty
2002-02-19 - belly
2002-02-17 - rrrrggh
2002-02-16 - not a girl, not yet an actress
2002-02-16 - forever
2002-02-15 - the fires of hell are calling you to eat a sandwich
2002-02-15 - ryabn
2002-02-15 - vlanetntiesn day without ba backs[ace
2002-02-13 - ryan
2002-02-13 - big blue balls (not what you think...)
2002-02-12 - with katie
2002-02-11 - nothing
2002-02-08 - fuck you mom
2002-02-06 - natalie
2002-02-05 - fucking tuesdays
2002-02-04 - pancakes
2002-02-03 - bf
2002-02-01 - tennenbaum-induced insanity.
2002-01-30 - stupid friends.
2002-01-29 - pancakes
2002-01-27 - bling bling
2002-01-27 - dirty can be bad.
2002-01-25 - asphyxiationkalsjdf
2002-01-23 - wednesday
2002-01-22 - d's di-lemma
2002-01-22 - daniel in the morning
2002-01-21 - daniel